{"fact":"Cats control the outer ear using 32 muscles; humans use 6","length":57}
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{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
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{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the 0 say to the 8?","punchline":"Nice belt.","id":165}
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