{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
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{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
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{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
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