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Aitor González Jiménez is a Spanish former professional road bicycle racer, who rode professionally between 1998 and 2005, and was the winner of the 2002 Vuelta a España.
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Asota canaraica is a moth of the family Erebidae first described by Frederic Moore in 1878. It is found in India and China.
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